I can do that! Hold my beer.
Probably My Last Words (via cramp)

(Source: flappyeunuchorn)

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: lunaey)


(Source: divergert)

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

(Source: nothomo)

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels)


(Source: goodfood0)


MCM Part II   Flower Beards

VZWEMMVVPY

via ivy-and-twine


perks-of-being-sian:

this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding

(Source: karisikcerez)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me


F.R.I.E.N.D.S + games

(Source: princesconsuela)

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

It’s funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we’re in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it.
William Moyers (via childrenofthetao)

ellendegeneres:

ellendegeneres:

Diane Keaton might have gotten a little tipsy on the show today. 

Check out Diane Keaton’s revealing interview that’s already a classic on the show today.