"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
did i allow u to have fun without me
F.R.I.E.N.D.S + games
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.