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Me: Is Justin Bieber really singing Let It Be right now?
Aubrey: No... he's singing LET IT BIEB.
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In 2012, I resolve to...
hate humanity less be less pessimistic be less emotionally constipated corollary to the previous bullet-point: I will stop viewing bitching about little things as an appropriate substitute for talking about the big things genuinely tell loved ones that I value them and don’t think they’re morons stop predicting failure rather than success for myself stop insulting everyone I...
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Anonymous asked: Favorite quote of all time?
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theplacesiwillgo: holymotherofrowling: not entirely sure if this is a joke or just pure stupidity, but either way I am laughing Because the water just disappears after you drink it. Yeah. 
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“I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back.”
– Phillips Brooks (via themeganback)
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Sean Penn: An Open Letter to the President...Four... →
The people of Iran are great people. And if we give that corrupt leadership, by attacking Iran militarily, the opportunity to unify that great country in hatred against us, we’ll have been giving up one of our most promising future allies in decades. If you really know anything about Iran, you know just what I’m referring to… the majority youth who are the most pro-“separation of church and...
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I put down "Adolf Hitler" for Innocent in Apples...
a-beautifully-bad-romance: I’m going to Hell. I WAS GOING FOR OPPOSITES, I SWEAR. PLEASE DON’T JUDGE ME. IT’S JUST A GAME.
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The Chip Bag...
Sydnee (lays on chip bag): Hello, chip bag.
Caitlin: I SHIP IT.
Laura: You CHIP it!
My God...
Dec 30th
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During an intense Apples to Apples game
Janis (born in Mexico): Can I have a green card?
Aubrey:
Sydney:
Sydnee:
Jamie:
Laura:
Me:
All of us but Janis: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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all my friends are over playing apples to apples and half of us are on tumblr at the same time….. reblogging hot guys, etc. look at our life look at our choices LOOK AT OUR DASHES
Dec 30th
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
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student:
me: whoops
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Anonymous asked: I enjoyed your book recommendation ask (The Giver is one of my favorites!) but you said bookSHELVES? How many do you have in your room?! mansion-sized?
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Anonymous asked: wait, so how did students not believe you when you said you were Persian? like, what was their defense?
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