Saturday = one of the worst days of my life

there’s this “norovirus” going around campus; it basically leaves you incapacitated for the entire day (vomiting every 20 minutes for at least eight hours). GUESS WHO GOT IT ON SATURDAY YAY

I woke up around 7:30 a.m (like four hours after going to sleep, lawls), vomited into a Gap bag (which is okay because I don’t like Gap), then spent the next five and a half hours on the floor in the girls’ bathroom throwing up into the toilet (which was really awkward when other girls came in because it looked like I just had a really bad hangover). 

(then I reached this level of delirium and dehydration around noon that I starting giggling and mumbling “this is still easier than my seminar readings!” to myself~)

then my friend walked me over the university hospital around 1 — I proceded to tell the doctor before he gave me my first IV that I couldn’t die until at least Tuesday night because “Glee is on on Tuesday and Darren Criss is singing like an angel”

:x

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Posted on Sunday, 19 February
Tagged as: and then I slept for ALL OF TODAY the bit about my seminar readings is totally true though
  1. laurrrrrrrrra said: vomiting every 20 minutes for hours and hours…. i’ve been there and i feel ya bro. :( i hope you’re feeling better, though!
  2. instellation said: Jesus. I am SO sorry. 1) Norovirus is a bitch. 2) IVs for dehydration (also potassium drips) are a bitch. 3) Being sick is just sadness. But it sounds like you’re feeling better, marginally, so I guess that’s reason to be glad.
  3. abeautifulmetaphor said: DUDE ARE YOU OKAY!?
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