The Womanifesto: The Modesty Survey for Boys

the-womanifesto:

The Modesty Survey is a survey among girls to tell boys what they can and cannot wear. It is important that boys follow these guidelines so as not to create “stumbling blocks” for girls in their journey.

Modesty is important for all boys, regardless of height, weight, build etc.
Girls notice…

See how ridiculous most calls for modesty are when they’re applied to both genders?

(also, lmao: “Boys should not lick ice cream cones as it is a stumbling block.”)

There’s a girl in my Economics section who (to be blunt) speaks like a ditzy valley girl and dresses in very tight and very little clothing. She always answers our TF’s questions with uncertainty and self-conscious giggles. It is so easy to stereotype this girl and refuse to take her seriously. 

After a full semester with her, I realized something else about her today: When you actually analyze what she says — if you were to look at a transcript of the class discussions instead of watching, listening, and dismissing — you would realize that she is fucking brilliant. When everyone else is lost, she knows what’s going on. And it’s evident that she must read about economics in her free time because she supplements some answers with information that I know is not in the textbook.

It’s a shame that people dismiss others — usually girls — for the way they choose to dress or the way they speak. I’m guilty of this too. But if she can contribute this much in class, you can bet your ass that she’s going to contribute to society. 

On dates

So if a boy paying for a girl is respectful, what sort of convoluted gender dynamic renders it demeaning for a girl to pay for a guy?

Screw you all. I have a steady income and I ain’t afraid to use it. 

As the TV shows two girls sobbing hysterically when Justin Bieber surprises them:
  • Girls on TV: SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB
  • My mother: You would never react like that. Well, nevermind. If Hillary Clinton walked in, maybe. Or that nice gay kid from Glee.
  • Me: Anyone else?
  • My mother: What's the dead gay Englishman's name?
Day 05 - 5 Things That Irritate You About the Opposite/Same Sex

1. I don’t like the way people believe as if there’s some prominent trend regarding how genders behave differently when they have crushes. After years of listening to my guy friends (especially during middle school) flip a shit over the girls they were crushin’ on (“Does ____ like ____?! I saw them talking in the lunch line” or “She sat next to me during English. What does that mean?!” or “She smiled when I picked her first for my team during gym!!”), I’ve realized that there truly there is no trend. Just stupid, unsubstantiated stereotypes.
….So both sexes worrying frantically about their crush’s interactions irritates me.

2. I also don’t give a shit about what evolutionary biologists or whatever say about a man’s innate desire to screw a bunch of women when he reaches a position a power. Boys, keep it in your pants after you tie the knot. I know women cheat too, but that never seems to make it into the headlines.

So cheating on your wife pisses me off.

3. The way that both genders insist on assuming stupidity in the other  (girls can’t do math/science, guys are brainless horndogs) pisses me off too.

4. Girls insisting on spending over two hours getting ready and then complaining about how guys only like girls for their looks. (And giving all of us normal girls a bad rep.)

5. Girls saying they only want to marry a boy for his money, and boys saying they only want to marry a girl for her appearance. That’s generally how it goes. I do the opposite - I crack jokes sometimes about wanting to marry Darren Criss because he’s supermegafoxyawesomehot - but I’m so far from serious. If I marry, it’ll be for love.

But I’ve met people who are serious.

And they suck.